Posted by: Peter Hall
Written and Directed by David S. Goyer, 2009
You have nothing else to do.
] Watch movie
What movie would you like to watch?
] THE UNBORN
Are you sure?
I’ve heard it is pretty awful.
] Watch THE UNBORN
Okay, but remember, you did this to yourself.
You are an attractive 20 something jogging down a wintery road. You see a green glove.
] Approach glove
A dog has appeared.
] Approach dog
Are you sure? It is a pitbull that looks like he’s about to attend a birthday party for other dogs with nonsensically upside down heads.
] I said approach the fucking dog.
Surprise, you find a fetus buried under ground!