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The League of Tana Tea Drinkers

The tube child of John Cozzoli (Zombos Closet of Horror), the LOTTD is his (and its members) way of acknowledging genre blogs of merit. Membership is invite only, so it is with no shortage of ego that I get to confess my recent membership. I must further confess that I am honored to […]

Introducing the Introduction to Guest Reviews

Horror’s Not Dead is a niche blog. I don’t mean that in a reflexive sense of the genre it covers, rather an introspective look at its own culture. It has a decent sized reader base (larger if some stats are to be believed), but an even smaller base of regular, vocal commentators. […]

HND Calendar is Live!

To make up for the absence of a DVD Guide for March is the rebirth of said guide in the form of the Horror’s Not Dead Month by Month, which is now operational at the bottom of the home page. 
The Calendar, an oily bit of programming on the part of Chris (once again), is […]

Rating System Revamp and MOH Giveaway News.

Two issues of note.  The categories list has gone through a few alterations.  Some things were trimmed, some others re-arranged, but of most relevance is the new rating system.  Gone are the titles of Excellent, Good, Watchable, Bad, and Worthless.  In place is a grading scale A through F whose function I feel needs no […]

HND Giveaway! - Masters of Horror: Season One Box Set!

There has been a sealed copy of the Masters of Horror: Season One Box Set sitting with the neglected innocence of a pet rock on a chair next to my desk for over two months.  And now that the new site is up, I’m going to finally package the slightly pricey mofo and ship it […]

Things look different.

Welcome to the initial launch of the new site layout.  As you can see, things are a tad different and still in infancy.  Any bugs should be reported using that fancy, functional contact tab towards the upper right hand corner of your electronic internet viewbox.  Any positive input should also be directed solely towards me […]

Horror’s Not Dead Turns 2!

Well, on January 19th it turns two years old.  I was going to make a post about any milestones that happened in 2007 for the site, but then I looked back and saw that there were no milestones.  In fact, there were about 90 fewer posts in 2007 than there were in 2006.
This is unacceptable.  […]

Horror’s Not Dead gets engaged!

HorrorsNotDead.com, aka me, Peter Hall, proposed to Christine Andrews, girlfriend extraordinaire of 5+ years who demands we have horror marathons as often as possible.  The one-knee drop happened on December 28th, 2007 while we were on vacation in London.
The answer was yes.
In other obvious news, we kick ass. 
And to curb any impending cries, posts […]

HND on Vacation

By the by, there will be no new posts until after January 2nd as I’ve already fled the continent for vacation.  There will even be times when I don’t have internet access.  A real vacation.
Enjoy the holidays.

HND on a mild hiatus. Kind of.

I have a few reviews in the can, which I will post throughout the next few weeks, but I’m likely not going to be doing any News Re-Caps with regularity and definitely won’t be doing any theatrical reviews - which is a damned shame considering this week has about a dozen horror movies in theaters […]

No, I Haven’t Seen Hatchet Yet.

A few weeks back I was questioning Adam Green’s claim that all studio eyes were on the performance of Hatchet.  I still stand by my disbelief, but I think it is only fair that I point out I was, against my word, not at the theater opening weekend.  But I, at least, have a reason.
See, […]

Horror’s Not Dead … In London!

Well, technically not London, but Reading.  Or, even more specifically, Caversham.  You Brits have way too many names for cities/towns.  My parent’s don’t even have an address, they have a house name.  You’ve no idea how to confuse a US postal work until you try to mail a package to an address that has no […]

Horror’s Not Dead … In Panama!

Tomorrow morning I and HND regular comment leaver Chris/Ripp will be on a red eye bound for Panama via Miami.  When we’re not working over the next week or two we’ll be enjoying the thrills of being in a tropical country during its rainiest season.
In addition to Anti-Malarial pills that cause vivid dreams and thoughts […]

Site Problems

As you may have noticed, there are a few glitches popping up on the site thanks, I assume, to a WordPress upgrade.  Show Comments is no longer functional, plus there is that syntax error at the top.
I’d appreciate it if anyone notices any other problems, to leave a comment or shoot me an email.  The […]

The Sequel to Horror’s Not Dead Needs Your Help, Maybe

I have been wanting to do an almost complete rework of the site layout for quite a while now.  I’ve looked into some templates close to what I have in mind and even started to make some progress before something distracted me.  I think it was a loud bug outside.
So, my proposition to you, dearest reader: […]

Horror’s Not Dead … In the Middle East!

Actually, it probably is considering I can’t name a single Middle Eastern horror film that isn’t a handmade video on YouTube.  By Horror’s Not Dead I simply mean me.  In the Middle East.  Hopefully that sentence will still ring true: Peter’s Not Dead .. In the Middle East!
I will be traveling to Jordan for work […]

Apology #…3?

I’m not sure how many times I’ve written posts that exist only to apologize for a lack of posts, but its more times than I’d like.  The writing juices just haven’t been flowing.  And I’ll give you an example why.  When trying to write a review of Sheitan, this is how the intro turned out:
Sheitan […]

Feb. DVD Guide?

Damn.  First Tuesday of the month and I still don’t have a DVD Guide up?  Or even last week’s news re-cap?
I’m horrible.
But I’ll shunt the blame on the fact that I was at a LAN all weekend.  Quake 3, CS, DOTA and finally Serious Sam took priority over even the most simple issues of hygiene, […]

The LAN Has Been Posted

When I told Chris, the real life counterpart of one of the characters in the film, that I was going to post the script for The LAN, he hung his head and sighed, "Don’t do it."
Posting this script is basically the same thing as posting a naked picture of myself, passed out at a party […]

Happy Birthday, um, me! HorrorsNotDead.com turns 1!

I guarantee no one noticed - and chances are fair no one cares - but 365 moons ago, this site was loosed upon the intarweb.  I, Peter Hall, who holds your brave, youthful, trembling hands through the grown up’s world of horror films, televisions and writings, managed to get a ’handful of stuff’ done.
Magic, like unicorns, typically shouldn’t be exposed to the blinding […]

Yes, I’m Lazy.

I realize I haven’t written a review or any other form of original content in a week.
I apologize for nothing.
Except that I’m sorry.
Go holidays! (?)

Horror Movies Made Me Kill My Family

No matter how hard I strained, the sinew and the bone had limits.  In the equation of possibilities, the yield was naught.  I was powerless.  Powerless to reach the top of the crib.  Reach over it.  Past it.  Through it.
To the toy beyond.  I have zero memory of what toy it was.  To place the […]

I Spit On Your Movie Fives by Me

If you head on over to the genre blog with the best title ever, I Spit on Your Movie, you can read my contribution to the great, ongoing ISOYM Fives series.  If it isn’t clear from the title, I picked my five favorite films based on stories you probably haven’t read.

New Short Story Posted

I kind of assumed no one read the Stories and Scripts section of the site, until a comment was recently left on the only story in there.  So, to put something new up I’ve posted a 20 page short script I wrote when I was 19 (man, that seems forever ago).  I’ll just repost the […]

HND First Ever VHS Giveaway!

Yeah, that’s right.  Other, more profitable sites, can giveaway those dangfangled Digital Versatile Discs of the latest Hollywood attempts at horror, but can they giveaway the good stuff?
As far as I’m concerned, nothing beats a good ole VHS clamshell case like you’d get from a video store.  And it just so happens that my friend […]

A Small Site Update

Sorry, yet again, for the lack of updates over the past week (other than the weekly re-cap).  Verizon is still unable to get off their ass and actually do something about it, so I have to slide onto friends’ computers to use the internet.
I do have multiple reviews in store, including, but not limited to; […]

New Site Section

I finally got around to adding a page to the site for fiction I’ve written in the past.  It’s on the right, under Quick Archives, in case that wasn’t obvious enough.
Right now it only has one short (very short) story in it, but I will eventually add more, regardless if people want to read them […]

It’ll Be Slow

Just a heads up for anyone dying for new reviews.  Since I’ll be moving back up north over the next couple days, I won’t have a chance to watch anything or write anything until next week.
I know you’re dying inside because of it.  I am too.

HND on Anchor Bay

Now it’s no quote on a DVD cover or movie poster, yet, but I was actually asked by a representative for Anchor Bay if I would give them permission to use an excerpt from my review of Cemetery Man on their website.  Given how much I respect Anchor Bay as not only champions of the […]

Pop Quiz, What to do?

First off, apologies for a lack of intense posting over the past week or so (I’m on my own vacation, thanks), but I just wanted to gauge people’s interest on something.   Usually I only post news/trailers/posters that I think are worth checking out for one reason or another, but I was just wondering if people […]

Site Improvements

Just wanted to throw out there that I fixed the problem with commenting on posts, which by luck fixed the problem with viewing the sidebar properly when reading a single post. So, feel free to comment all over the place. I thought before people just hated my writing, but I guess no one […]

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