Goblin Sharks are:

Prehistoric,
Once thought to be extinct,
Unseen for millions of years,
“probably blind”, but have “electrosensory organs”,
Not bothered by nail guns or rotary saws,

Goblin Sharks can:

Eat anyone just by swimming towards them, no need to actually bite,
Phase shift themselves through wood floors when convenient,
Swim faster than a jet ski,
Be blown up by bottles of Windex and [...]

Directed by Jeff Renfroe, 2009
Written by Raul Inglis

When the Sci-Fi Channel announced a campaign to re-brand itself as Syfy even non-fans scoffed at the silly name change.  When a representative for the network was asked on Twitter why the change was made and how it would impact programming, the official answer was, “Syfy is about [...]

I know where I’ll be Saturday night.