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All posts in the 'B' categoryGuest Review: THE KINDREDGuest Review by R.J. Sayer Review: Right at Your DoorWritten and Directed by Chris Gorak, 2007 Review: The TripperDirected by David Arquette, 2006*Written by David Arquette & Joe Harris The ingredients for The Tripper are indeed peculiar. Peace loving hippies at a music festival in the deep woods, a man in a Ronald Reagan mask slaying festival goers, Thomas Jane as a police office, Paul Ruebens as the festival promoter, Jason Mewes as one […] Review: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie VernonDirected by Scott Glosserman, 2007Written by Scott Glosserman, David J. Stieve The horror genre can easily be imagined as a toy crane machine. Optimists high on past successes slide in dollar bill after dollar bill in wishful attempts to grab hold of something once again worth time and money. Anyone controlling that seductive tri-claw of fate […] Review: Heart-Shaped Box (Novel)Written by Joe Hill, 2007 The only reason Heart-Shaped Box caught my eye was because I know Joe Hill is Stephen King’s eldest son. This is exactly why Joesph Hillstrom King writes under a pseudonym, but this is inevitably a burden he’ll just have to deal with. I can think of far worse weights to shoulder. Review: DisturbiaDirected by D.J. Caruso, 2007Written by Christopher B. Landon and Carl Ellsworth There is no reason to do a song and dance around what you and I both expect Disturbia to be. It is an unofficial Rear Window with teenagers for teenagers directed by a guy who thinks he is a teenager, using two letter abbreviations […] Review: 3 Dead Girls DVDIn case anyone has escaped the unsolicited promotion of Indie artist Christopher Alan Broadstone’s new DVD, 3 Dead Girls, here is yet another run down: 3DG is the newly available compilation of Broadstone’s award winning short films; Scream For Me, My Skin, and Human No More. New Hi-Def Transfer of Scream for Me Review: 1408Directed by Mikael Håfström, 2007Written by Matt Greenberg and Scott Alexander & Larry Karaszewski; from Stephen King’s short story Two of 2007s most promising genre features take their cues from the short form of the Crimson King. The Mist, directed by the proven Frank Darabont, and 1408, helmed by the relatively new Mikael Håfström. The former […] Review: BugDirected by William Friedkin, 2006Written for Stage and Screen by Tracy Letts There is no point in delaying the inevitable conclusion. Bug is a difficult film. It is cinematic art at its narrowest. This is the kind of movie that art house/Indie fundamentals are based on. Under no circumstances will Bug ever find a wide audience. […] Review: The DentistDirected by Brian Yuzna, 1996Written by Dennis Paoli, Stuart Gordon, Charles Finch To me The Dentist is the straight-to-video movie. I can’t tell if it was an actual STV release, but it is the one movie I remember seeing on video store shelves everywhere as a child and thinking to myself, "Wow, did they really make […] Review: SublimeDirected by Tony Krantz, 2007Written by Erik Jendresen Make no mistake, Raw Feed jumped off to a forgettable start with Rest Stop. That flick did practically nothing right (except remind that Joey Laurence was still alive) and if popular opinion is to be believed - here’s looking at you IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes - the production […] Review: UnrestDirected by Jason Todd IpsonWritten by Jason Todd Ipson, Chris Billett (2006) Perhaps the most appropriate real world testament to Unrest’s multiple strengths is the fact that even with the added distraction of a dozen or so progressively louder drunk people on Friday the 13th, it still managed to be a fascinating, well acted story of […] Review: GrindhouseWritten and Directed by Robert Rodriguez (Planet Terror) and Quentin Tarantino (Death Proof) I’ll not begin to pretend that I have any palpable knowledge of Grindhouses. They mean nothing to me. They lived and died before I even lived. Their movies are lost to me, their directors are lost to me, their style is lost to […] Review: The Last Christmas (Graphic Novel)Created and Written by Gerry Duggan & Brian Posehn, 2006 I love everything about the concept of The Last Christmas. The earth’s inevitable zombie apocalypse hits, bringing death to every corner of the globe - including the North Pole. When a band of marauders puts a bullet in Mrs. Claus’ brain, Santa loses it. Christmas is […] Review: The Hitcher (1986)Directed by Robert Harmon, 1986Written by Eric Red The original Hitcher has a damned die hard set of enthusiasts. People love that movie in unbelievable ways. Twenty or thirty minutes into it, I was considering joining them. The opening act of Red’s script is the very definition of caged intensity. It captures the spirit of an […] Review: TuristasDirected by John Stockwell, 2006Written by Michael Ross I’ll wander blindly out onto this lonely limb, but reflecting back on the eligible candidates Turistas is actually one of the best horror films of ‘06. Worth note, however, is that ‘06 boiled down to a rather slim list of candidates. Review: FragileDirected by Jaume Balagueró 2005Written by Jaume Balagueró, Jordi Galcerán All the natural resources ghost films mine their goods from have been plundered for years now. Every now and then a film like Shutter can tap into a familiar vein and uncover treasure in the process, but the law of averages says that most ghosties ride […] Review: AlteredDirected by Eduardo Sánchez, 2006Written by Jamie Nash, Eduardo Sánchez I don’t care what anyone says these days. I don’t care if they pull the, "I knew it was fake" or, "You never even saw anything, just some guy standing in the corner" - The Blair Witch Project was and still is a damned crafty piece […] Book Review: NextWritten by Michael Crichton, 2006 You may be wondering why I’m reviewing a Michael Crichton book on a horror website. The man writes almost exclusively in the vein of corporate thrillers based around some wacky, out of control, fringe science of the very near future. Review: IsolationWritten and Directed by Billy O’Brien, 2005 Isolation opens aptly with moody, mysterious circumstances surrounding the imminent delivery of a calf on a remote farm in Ireland. Orla, the sole vet tending to the pregnancy, is performing one of what will prove to be several armful uterus probings, when there is a crunching sound prompting an […] Review: Masters of Horror: Sounds LikeDirected by Brad Anderson (2006)Written by Brad Anderson based off Mike O’Driscoll’s short story Brad Anderson - the guiding hand behind Session 9 and The Machinist - has seemingly developed a crush on showing middle aged men in increasing states of mental disrepair. If it weren’t for his television work on shows with continuity linked episodes […] Review: The GravedancersDirected by Mike Mendez, 2006Written by Brad Keene, Chris Skinner Finally a movie that reminds horror of the fact that ghosts don’t have to be Asian with long black hair to get your blood pumping. Review: The AbandonedDirected by Nacho CerdàWritten by Nacho Cerdà, Karim Hussain, Richard Stanley The Abandoned is a visceral, vein expanding experience. Acclaimed short film director Nacho Cerdà’s feature length debut possesses qualities either extinct or seldom seen in American horror productions, especially those with studio backing. Elaborate, cold visuals of isolation, decrepitude, murder, and undead doppelgangers. The sound […] Review: 30 Days of Night (Graphic Novel)Written by Steve NilesArt by Ben Templesmith When it comes to horror movies, I may not be the authority, but I like to imagine I can lay the law down with the best of ‘em. When it comes to horror graphic novels, I’m a preschooler wearing a toy badge. As nerdy as I am, I’ve no […] Review: From BeyondDirected by Stuart Gordon, 1986Written by Stuart Gordon, Dennis Paoli, Brian Yuzna, based off H. P. Lovecraft’s story Of all H.P. Lovecraft adaptations - in and out of Stuart Gordon’s hand - From Beyond is perhaps the most successful. However, first, a qualifier. I don’t think any director has ever captured the true essence of Lovecraft. […] Review: House of Wax (2005)Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra, 2005Written by Chad Hayes, Carey Hayes, Charles Belden (story) Pull the trigger, I accept the bullets openly. Review: ReekerDirected by Dave Payne, 2005 I chose a Spanish DVD copy of Dave Payne’s long overdue Reeker as the first film of last week’s Friday the 13th horrorthon. Due to technical difficulties there wasn’t much of a thon going on, but in retrospect it wasn’t a complete bust because Reeker was, perhaps, the most fun I’ve […] Book Review: PuzzlemanWritten by Christopher Alan Broadstone, 2003 I’ll be the first to admit that I have a lot of catching up to do when it comes to the literary side of the genre, but irregardless if I can’t cite every dark fantasy culled up by Clive Barker (and I’ve no doubt the man has come up with […] Review: Evil AliensDirected by Jake West, 2005 Take a look at Brit Jake West’s IMDB profile and you’ll notice he is the director and editor of over a dozen documentaries on horror film icons, so it should come as no surprise when I say that his latest film, Evil Aliens, is overloaded with what probably amounts to the […] Review: The Short Films of Christopher Alan BroadstoneDirected by Christopher Alan Broadstone In my experience, short films are a very mixed bag. They’re tough to write, they’re tough to direct and a good one is tough to find. More often than not, short films - especially those from students just entering film school - are laden with pretentious imagery and utterly incoherent storytelling […] Review: The GardenDirected by Don Michael Paul, 2006 In the realm of direct-to-DVD horror, The Garden is a unique find for a multitude of reasons. Lance Henriksen is the most obvious motivation for any genre fan to watch this contemporary but isolatory tale of good versus evil. However, not only does the rest of the cast pull their […] Review: Cry_WolfDirected by Jeff Wadlow, 2005 I hate to describe films as X meets Y, but Jeff Wadlow and Beau Bauman’s script for Cry_Wolf owes its family tree to too many films for it to go unmentioned. This is Scream meets Mindhunters, as introduced to each other by Cruel Intentions, who was flirting with Wild Things, who […] Review: Hard CandyDirected by David Slade, 2005 Hard Candy is not strictly a horror film, but it will mess you up more than any genre movie you’ll see this year and is thus deserving of a spot on this here horror site. If all you know about the film is what you’ve seen from the trailer, you’ll expect […] Review: AuditionDirected by Takashi Miike, 1999 Even though it’s only seven or so years old, Audition is almost a legendary film already. It doesn’t have a mainstream following yet, but it’s the kind of viral movie that one of your friends sees and then says, "Dude, you’ve GOT to see this one Japanese movie! It’s so fucked […] Review: The Deadly SpawnDirected by Douglas McKeown, 1983 You know the drill by now. Meteor meets Earth. Slimy slugs with horrible teeth come out to say hello. This time around, though, there’s no bodily possession (read: Night of the Creeps and Slither ), just plain body chomping carnage. Review: SuspiriaDirected by Dario Argento, 1977 Dario Argento is a mad man with a camera. I’m no psychologist, or psychiatrist, or scientist, or any kind of -ist for that matter, but I’m pretty sure that if you could record the world through the eyes of a crazy person it would look exactly like Suspiria. Review: ImprintDirected by Takashii Miike, 2005 The wait is over. The UK branch of Bravo had the balls Showtime didn’t and aired Takashi Miike’s ‘banned-because-it-was-too-graphic’ episode of Masters of Horror, titled Imprint. So the main question is, “Did it deserve the controversy?” Review: The Ordeal (aka Calvaire)Directed by Fabrice Du Welz, 2004 I’m at a loss for words when it comes to properly describing the Belgian gem of filmmaking that is The Ordeal. Though the term is so generic these days, the best way to put it is simply to call it ‘art house horror’. Welz’s film is a remarkably surreal experience […] Review: SlitherDirected by James Gunn, 2006 James Gunn’s directorial debut does not fail to live up to its own hype. It is a creature feature as only a Troma veteran can deliver. If you’re at this site, you don’t need me to sell you on Slither. You don’t need me to pitch the plot […] Review: NightbreedDirected by Clive Barker, 1990 The ’80s/early ’90s were easily the glory days of horror. It was a time when true imagination was on the screen. Material actual felt original back then. It didn’t feel processed. It didn’t feel engineered. It felt right. |
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