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All posts in the 'Posters' categoryLast Week in Posters - The Girl Next Door to Lake Dead to More ReapingThis was just a plain boring week in posters. I like the vibe of the Girl Next Door poster, which is an adaptation of a Jack Ketchum novel. Past that, though, there really isn’t anything going on. The Lake Dead poster in the compilation above is cool, but who knows about the actual movie. Last Week in Posters - Captivity to Strangers to UnearthedAside from the already linked new Captivity poster and its insanely high pixel count, last week had a pretty solid set of wall candy debut. It doesn’t count as a poster, but who can pass up the fact that Maxim is running 3 "collectors edition" covers featuring the girls of Planet Terror? I would never […] Size Matters, New Captivity PosterNot that the image itself is all that heart stopping, but I figured why wait until the weekly recap to link up this new Captivity poster for one small reason. Weighing in at 8160 x 12060 pixels, Elisha Cuthbert’s face behind chain link may be the biggest image size I’ve ever come across that wasn’t […] Last Week in Posters: El OrfantoThe above poster for the Guillermo del Toro produced El Orfanto was the only art work worth a damn from last week. I say worth a damn, because there was a Hostel II "poster" that came out as well, but it was an ugly, worthless, unoriginal piece of shit. Mentioning its existence rages me, so […] Last Week in Posters: Captivity to Sunshine to VacancyA pretty boring week in posters. Vacancy looks alright, but it reminds me too much of Identity. I’m really looking forward to Danny Boyle’s Sunshine, but that poster isn’t anything great, especially since The Core already did it. Captivity is apparently a bad, bad movie, but a tip of the hat to Elisha Cuthbert, who […] Last Week in Posters: 100 Tears to Hostel 2 to SkinwalkersI’ve wanted to do this for quite a while now, but never got around to it. And now another long Oscars ceremony is to thank for a boredom induced kick-in-the pants. HND was never intended to be a news site, so I’m not going to throw up every poster that comes my way, but I’ll […] Snakes on a PosterBecause either a) horror news is just that dull recently or b) Snakes on a Plane will be just that amazing: Snakes on a LogoI couldn’t make this up if I tried. I hereby announce that I will pay $500 to the first person who gets that tattooed across their back. Along with horrorsnotdead.com, of course. Or, $50 to whoever can put a patch insignia of that on a fighter jacket and give it to me. […] Colic and THE Greatest Teaser Poster EVERI’ve done some searching and can’t find a single thing on this film, but if that poster doesn’t grab you by the balls, I don’t know what does. Staring at it genuinely scares me and that’s no small feat. All I know is that the picture was taken by Jiangtou, a contributor to […] New Slither One SheetSlither comes out March 31st. Be there. Day of the Read Remake PosterDo studios have even one god-damned ounce of creativity left in them? Answer; no. I don’t care for all these remakes. Not because I think the source material is too pure to be remade, but because they’re just hopeless. Almost every single one of them has been utter crap and we […] Reasons to not Have Hope: Stay Alive PosterThe worst. The absolute WORST. What a joke. Source: Stay Alive Official Site |
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