All posts in the 'Posters' category

Last Week in Horror News: December 6th to the 13th

Theatrical Trailers and Clips THE CRAZIES – Second trailer. SOLOMON KANE – A cool clip from the movie, which still lacks distribution in the States but since it is a sold, dark fantasy flick, I’m putting it here out of hope. Studio News and Attachments MIRRORS 2 – The Nick Stahl starring sequel to Alexandre […]

What’s the Opposite of Promotional?


The (NSFW) Poster for DEVIL GIRL Confounds Me.

Why does the devil have a belly button but no nipples?  And what the hell is Monkey Man Extreme?  Is it a new Straight-to-Video label or the only kind of fighting style capable of defeating the Dark Prince(ss)? I don’t know which confuses me more. From Dread Central.

Last Week in Horror News: 8/23 to 8/30

Theatrical Trailers and Clips THE DESCENT: PART 2 – I’m just going to assume this is going to end up in theaters.  A lot of people are shitting on this trailer, but I dig the idea of having her go back down in the caves, which is surprising considering I still hate that stupid movie. […]

Poster for THE GRAVES Makes me Wonder if I Have High Standards.

And here I was a few months ago saying IFC would put After Dark Films out of business.  If only I’d had the foresight to see the poster and trailer for THE GRAVES, the first title announced for next January’s Horrorfest.  I could have saved typing all those words and just posted this spawn from […]

What is Going on in This THE FINAL DESTINATION Photo?

Why is there a theater full of dead people?  Were they all at the doomed NASCAR event?  What is sticking through that broad’s stomach?  Why is the gal in the pink in the second row not wearing her Real-D glasses?  Is she looking at us looking at her?  Has THE FINAL DESTINATION gone self-aware?!? [Photo […]

Poster for THE COLLECTOR Looks Vaguely Familiar.

Fangoria debuted the poster for Marcus Dunstan’s directorial debut today and I couldn’t help but instantly think of the orange masked “killer” from CRY_WOLF.  Given Dunstan’s penchant for blood covered blood I don’t think anyone will be confusing the two after having seen THE COLLECTOR, but hey, books and covers and all that. Remember, […]

Last Week in Posters – The Girl Next Door to Lake Dead to More Reaping

This was just a plain boring week in posters.  I like the vibe of the Girl Next Door poster, which is an adaptation of a Jack Ketchum novel.  Past that, though, there really isn’t anything going on.  The Lake Dead poster in the compilation above is cool, but who knows about the actual movie. That […]

Last Week in Posters – Captivity to Strangers to Unearthed

Aside from the already linked new Captivity poster and its insanely high pixel count, last week had a pretty solid set of wall candy debut.  It doesn’t count as a poster, but who can pass up the fact that Maxim is running 3 "collectors edition" covers featuring the girls of Planet Terror?  I would never […]

Size Matters, New Captivity Poster

Not that the image itself is all that heart stopping, but I figured why wait until the weekly recap to link up this new Captivity poster for one small reason.  Weighing in at 8160 x 12060 pixels, Elisha Cuthbert’s face behind chain link may be the biggest image size I’ve ever come across that wasn’t […]

Last Week in Posters: El Orfanto

The above poster for the Guillermo del Toro produced El Orfanto was the only art work worth a damn from last week.  I say worth a damn, because there was a Hostel II "poster" that came out as well, but it was an ugly, worthless, unoriginal piece of shit.  Mentioning its existence rages me, so […]

Last Week in Posters: Captivity to Sunshine to Vacancy

A pretty boring week in posters.  Vacancy looks alright, but it reminds me too much of Identity.  I’m really looking forward to Danny Boyle’s Sunshine, but that poster isn’t anything great, especially since The Core already did it. Captivity is apparently a bad, bad movie, but a tip of the hat to Elisha Cuthbert, who […]

Last Week in Posters: 100 Tears to Hostel 2 to Skinwalkers

I’ve wanted to do this for quite a while now, but never got around to it.  And now another long Oscars ceremony is to thank for a boredom induced kick-in-the pants.  HND was never intended to be a news site, so I’m not going to throw up every poster that comes my way, but I’ll […]

Snakes on a Poster

Because either a) horror news is just that dull recently or b) Snakes on a Plane will be just that amazing:

Snakes on a Logo

I couldn’t make this up if I tried. I hereby announce that I will pay $500 to the first person who gets that tattooed across their back. Along with, of course. Or, $50 to whoever can put a patch insignia of that on a fighter jacket and give it to me. I’m serious. As […]

Colic and THE Greatest Teaser Poster EVER

I’ve done some searching and can’t find a single thing on this film, but if that poster doesn’t grab you by the balls, I don’t know what does. Staring at it genuinely scares me and that’s no small feat. All I know is that the picture was taken by Jiangtou, a contributor to the much […]

New Slither One Sheet

Slither comes out March 31st. Be there.

Day of the Read Remake Poster

Do studios have even one god-damned ounce of creativity left in them? Answer; no. I don’t care for all these remakes. Not because I think the source material is too pure to be remade, but because they’re just hopeless. Almost every single one of them has been utter crap and we all know it – […]

Reasons to not Have Hope: Stay Alive Poster

The worst. The absolute WORST. What a joke. Source: Stay Alive Official Site

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