This review is brought to you by Randy Mull, whose not even one year old son is more metal than you are.  Previous reviews: Death Magnetic, The Crucible of Man.
Lamb of God
Wrath
Rating 6 of 10
Bonus Tracks Go to 11
It is official, with the release of Wrath, Virginia metal heavyweights Lamb of God have sold out [...]

Randy of the still non-existent MetalsNotDead.com pointed me towards Metallica’s new music video for ‘All Nightmare Long’.  While I love me some Spores, Soviets and Zombies, I gotta say, they should have gone with Japanese Splatterpunk Claymation:

Yes, this was all a ruse to post that video, which I intended to days ago.

I know, I know.  I was supposed to have MetalsNotDead.com up for Randy by the end of September.  I done got busy.  Enjoy:

Review: Metallica – Death Magnetic, by Randy Mull
Rating 8.5/10
I must preface the review of this album with the fact that I’ve been a fan of Metallica since the ripe old age of 13.  [...]

I’ve prefaced this before, but just in case we’ll go around again.  A one Randall Mull, a man whose office I visit often throughout the day when trying to avoid doing work of my own, happens to have dual hobbies of metal and writing.  One day we were joking about my site, as it is [...]