MY NAME IS BRUCE,
Directed by Bruce Campbell,
Written by Mark Verheiden, 2007
Quitting Time: 20 minutes?  Exactly when Bruce had a finger knuckle deep in his nose.
Can we all just agree that MY NAME IS BRUCE doesn’t exist?  I don’t want to live in a world where this is the directorial culmination of the genre’s most beloved, [...]

RED MIST, Directed by Paddy Breathnach, 2008
Quitting time: About 35 minutes in.
I set out to see RED MIST purely because I wanted to know if Paddy Breathnach’s bumbling of the potentially kick ass SHROOMS was a fluke.  A movie about twenty-something’s who go out into a swamp to chew down some brain magic only to [...]

We all do it and given how many dire movies I watch in pursuit of this site, I probably tend to do it more often than others.  While I won’t review movies I haven’t seen from beginning to end, I’d at least like to give them their own special section of failure.  Thus I introduce [...]