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All posts in the 'Foreign' categoryTHE LOVED ONES Review [SXSW 2010's Midnight Surprise]Written and Directed by Sean Byrne, 2009 7 DAYS Review [Sundance Select On-Demand]Directed by Daniel Grou, 2010 HUMAN CENTIPEDE Review. [Fantastic Fest 2009]Written and Directed by Tom Six, 2009 THE HORSEMAN Review. [An Absolutely Crushing Revenge Thriller]Written and Directed by Steven Kastrissios, 2008 [REC] 2 Review. [Fantastic Fest '09]Written and Directed by Jaume Balagueró & Paco Plaza, 2009 I like that the original [REC]’s real-time unraveling of an apartment building under quarantine for a mysterious virus that turns the infected into fluid spewing, flesh clawing maniacs is logistically conducive to a sequel. I really like that returning filmmakers Jaume Balaguero and Paco Plaza can [...] VAN DIEMEN’S LAND Review. [Fantastic Fest '09]Directed by Jonathan Auf Der Heide, 2009 PARANOIAC Review. [Hammer Time!]While British studio Hammer Films reinvented the Universal Monsters for a new generation, they also produced a handful of psychological thrillers, encouraged by the box office success of Les Diaboliques and the films of Alfred Hitchcock. One such film was 1963’s Paranoiac, starring professional drunkard Oliver Reed as Grade-A douchebag Simon Ashby, a reckless, hostile [...] BOOK OF BLOOD Review.Directed by John Harrison, 2009 ASYLUM (1972) Review [British Horror Anthology]Directed by Roy Ward Baker, 1972 A young psychiatrist, Dr. Martin, is looking to fulfill an empty job position in an insane asylum. He arrives at the asylum, and upon meeting with the head physician he’s told the reason why a job opening exists. One of the former doctors has him/herself gone crazy, [...] INVITATION ONLY, Review.Directed by Kevin Ko, 2009 THIRST, Review – Adam’s Take.I figured a second review of THIRST was best reserved for when the film expanded to several new cities. What a coincidence that 8/14/09 marks just such an occasion. Click here for a list of theaters hosting the badass Korean mamajama. Directed by Chan-wook Park, 2009 Woah There, Switzerland. Where You Been Hiding CARGO?Did I miss something? When did Switzerland start making badass looking sci-fi films? Step aside, PANDORUM, this is how you get shit done: Engrish Makes Everything Better: Trailer for THE UNBELIEVABLE.Brace yourselves, what I’m about to show you is a trailer for THE UNBELIEVABLE, “A documentary film of an alternate dimension”. If I understand things correctly, it’s just a feature length compilation of stuff from a television show chronicling maybe-but-probably-not true hauntings and what nots. I actually saw part of the show in my hotel [...] THIRST, Review – Easy Contender for Best of ‘09.Directed by Chan-wook Park, 2009 At HS: A Trailer “Infinitely More Terrifying Than THE ORPHANAGE”.From HorrorSquad: DOG SOLDIERS Review – (AYIF)Written and Directed by Neil Marshall, 2002 Review: DEAD SNOWDirected by Tommy Wirkola, 2009 DEAD SNOW could have been great. DEAD SNOW should have been great. Sadly all the couldas and the shouldas and the good intentions don’t change the final product. Uh, Wait, What? Plot for HUMAN CENTIPEDE Blows My Mind.I came across some photos for the Dutch/UK co-production HUMAN CENTIPIEDE the other day, but I had no idea the context. After a stop by Quiet Earth my mind has been blown. And now it shall claim your sanity as well: July 2009 Horror DVD and Blu-ray Guide, International Version.Now that I’ve got the time to prowl around the web I’ll be doing an International version of the HND DVD guide. As you can expect, this will be a significantly shorter list than the US version, but will hopefully be of some use to aficionados out there. I will only be including films that [...] Review: COMING SOONWritten and Directed by Sopon Sukdapisit, 2008 It’s no secret that I am partial to Thai horror. Because the US has no counterpart to it, I envy the genuine superstition for the afterlife found in Thai culture. We have no nation spanning fears of spirits, which is precisely why American horror pales in the ghost department [...] Hey, Randy, Watch This Red Band THIRST Trailer.The Internet, many things it may be, is not stingy, so I suppose the rest of you can go ahead and watch this trailer for Park Chan-wook’s vampire film THIRST, but in truth this post is dedicated to Randy the Mountain Man. IFC’s Theatrical/On-Demand Midnight Slate is Worth Your Time/Money.I was out of town last weekend when I saw the press release for IFC’s upcoming slate of ‘Midnight’ movies’ and got excited to the point that I was sad I’d have to wait a few more days to spread the word in this here post. I’ll get to why in a minute. Review: FRITT VILT (COLD PREY)Directed by Roar Uthaug, 2006 Let’s talk about DEATH BELL.To us round eye Asia has taken on a schema of quirkiness. Like a dear friend, merely invoking its name has become a justification of manners. Example: “He threw up in your parent’s bed? That’s so Cody!” “THE GIRLS REBEL FORCE OF COMPETITIVE SWIMMERS ended with a girl shooting a laser beam out of her [...] Review: EDEN LAKEWritten and Directed by James Watkins, 2008 Review: TIMECRIMES (Los Cronocrímenes)Written and Directed by Nacho Vigalondo, 2007 Review: “DEAD SET”Created by Charlie Brooker, 2008 Review: LET THE RIGHT ONE INDirected by Tomas Alfredson, 2008 Review: THE SUBSTITUTE (aka VIKAREN)Directed by Ole Bornedal, 2007 Review: ROVDYRDirected by Patrik Syversen, 2008 Review: SPIRIT TRAPDirected by David Smith, 2005 Review: HANSEL & GRETELDirected by Pil-Sung Yim, 2007 Review: THE GIRLS REBEL FORCE OF COMPETITIVE SWIMMERSDirected by Kôji Kawano, 2007 Mini-Impressions: “PRIMEVAL” – PilotCreated by Tim Haines, Adrian Hodges, 2007 Review: ROGUEWritten and Directed by Greg Mclean, 2007 Review: NIGHTSCARES (aka BEYOND BEDLAM)Directed by Vadim Jean, 1994 Review: FRONTIER(S)Written and Directed by Xavier Gens, 2007 Review: INSIDEDirected by Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury, 2007 Review: [REC]Directed by Jaume Balagueró, Paco Plaza, 2007 Review: Storm WarningDirected by Jamie Blanks, 2007Written by Everett De Roche Review: The Orphanage (El Orfanato)Directed by Juan Antonio Bayona, 2007Written by Sergio G. Sánchez I lost a lot of money today. For me a hitherto unprecedented amount of money. Not quite, “I’ll put that in my mouth for $5 so I can eat tonight” kind of money, rather “Fuck Apple stock, shots all around!” kind of money. [...] Review: AloneWritten and Directed by Banjong Pisanthanakun and Parkpoom Wongpoom, 2007 I imported Shutter on a whim nearly three years ago. This was when I was going to FSU, living by myself in a one-bedroom. More specifically, it was during a period when I was watching Asian films almost exclusively — somewhere in the neighborhood of 12+ per [...] Review: 13 BelovedDirected by Chukiat Sakweerakul, 2006Written by Chukiat Sakweerakul, based on the comic by Eakasit Thairatana 13 Beloved is not a horror movie. It is a dark, brutal comedy with a plot that should fit snugly into the heart of any genre fan. I’m not sure it has the international notoriety, yet, but I firmly believe that [...] Review: The BunkerDirected by Rob Green, 2001Written by Clive Dawson Note: Despite that awesome cover, know there are no zombies anywhere in this film. Unless you count the director, screenwriter and actors. Review: Black SheepWritten and Directed by Jonathan King, 2006 Genetically engineered sheep, released inadvertently by activists, not only overrun a small Kiwi town, but any human bitten turns into some insane kind of weresheep? Self-aware limits with a no-shame script? Early Peter Jackson aspirations with a contemporary, Oscar winning P. Jackson’s WETA workshop doing the makeup effects? All [...] Review: Ils (Them)Written and Directed by David Moreau and Xavier Palud, 2006 Clocking in at a very trim 77 minutes, featuring only two characters (not counting the opening pair, who exist only for an introductory jolt), and hailing from the land of Haute Tension, Ils is a near plot-less exercise in sustaining the slasheresque chase for as long [...] Review: The Witches HammerWritten and Directed by James Eaves, 2006 Glance at the above poster for The Witches Hammer and one would surely be convinced as to what kind of movie they’re getting into. Let me further inform that it was made by a bunch of idealistic Brits who had a micro-budget. Given these two pieces of evidence, one [...] Review: ColicDirected by Patchanon Thammajira, 2006 I’ve had my eye on Colic ever since its original teaser poster popped up at the HK Filmmart. And by popped up, I mean jumped off the screen and shoved its mutilated baby arm in your face. That poster is the greatest teaser poster ever made. End of discussion. Review: FragileDirected by Jaume Balagueró 2005Written by Jaume Balagueró, Jordi Galcerán All the natural resources ghost films mine their goods from have been plundered for years now. Every now and then a film like Shutter can tap into a familiar vein and uncover treasure in the process, but the law of averages says that most ghosties ride [...] Review: Pan’s LabyrinthWritten and Directed by Guillermo del Toro, 2006 Without question, Pan’s Labyrinth is the hitherto epoch of Guillermo del Toro’s objectively off-and-on filmography. His personal tale about the innocence of a little girl amidst a world of pain is, to say the least, bursting with imagination. Featuring not only the best makeup effects of 2006, but [...] Review: Perfume: The Story of a MurdererDirected by Tom Tykwer, 2006Written by Andrew Birkin, Bernd Eichinger, Tom Tykwer, Patrick Süskind (Novel) I hate to write an introductory paragraph like this. I know there are still a crop of leftovers from 2006 I patiently await (here’s looking at you Mandy Lane, Leslie Vernon, and a Hatchet), but baring the aforementioned unseen(s), I feel [...] Review: IsolationWritten and Directed by Billy O’Brien, 2005 Isolation opens aptly with moody, mysterious circumstances surrounding the imminent delivery of a calf on a remote farm in Ireland. Orla, the sole vet tending to the pregnancy, is performing one of what will prove to be several armful uterus probings, when there is a crunching sound prompting an [...] Review: AftermathWritten and Directed by Nacho Cerda, 1994 Aftermath is art so rare, so exacting and so human that it will penetrate all who view it to their deepest core. This is not theory, this is irrefutable fact. It is gravity. Nacho Cerda’s short film is a definition of gravity possessing such validity that had Newton seen [...] Review: The AbandonedDirected by Nacho CerdàWritten by Nacho Cerdà, Karim Hussain, Richard Stanley The Abandoned is a visceral, vein expanding experience. Acclaimed short film director Nacho Cerdà’s feature length debut possesses qualities either extinct or seldom seen in American horror productions, especially those with studio backing. Elaborate, cold visuals of isolation, decrepitude, murder, and undead doppelgangers. The sound [...] Review: The HostDirected by Joon-ho Bong, 2006 Expectations. Trailers: 13 (Tzameti)If the poster alone isn’t enough to make you want to see 13 (Tzameti), a hard boiled thriller about Russian roulette insanity, I dare you to watch this trailer and not move closer to the screen when instructed to stare at that judicious light bulb. Trailers: The BackwoodsI try to keep this blog genre related only, but every now and then I’m compelled to break that rule. Both the teaser and poster for Koldo Serra’s Spanish lensed The Backwoods are too good not to share. Updated: Colic Keeps Getting BetterHere I am to keep with my original promise to let everyone know every little thing that I can find out about the movie with that incendiary poster. The teaser trailer was pretty cool, but now the the full trailer has raised the bar once again. I’m talking to the point where I was [...] Trailers: The Host (Theatrical)If you watched the video posted a few weeks back, you’ll have seen some of this footage, but even with any familiarity and the language barrier, it looks like city-wide monster mayhem perfection. Trailers: Colic TeaserI had no clue what it was about, but I was sold on Colic months ago. Now KFCC has gotten the heads up on an actual synopsis, as well as a link to the official site, which contains the first teaser trailer for it. Black SheepI love this genre. Review: Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man)Directed by Michele Soavi, 1994 As an opening sentence there’s little I can do to make this seem less hyperbolic, and for that I make no attempt to apologize, but I shit you negative when I say Michele Soavi’s work on Dellamorte Dellamore is some of the best direction the celluloid art has ever seen – [...] Review: AuditionDirected by Takashi Miike, 1999 Even though it’s only seven or so years old, Audition is almost a legendary film already. It doesn’t have a mainstream following yet, but it’s the kind of viral movie that one of your friends sees and then says, "Dude, you’ve GOT to see this one Japanese movie! It’s so fucked [...] Review: R-PointDirected by Su-chang Kong, 2004 The Tartan Asia Extreme (a company I truly respect, so you should too) R1 release of Korea’s R-Point touts on the cover, “The best military-guys-meet-supernatural-evil flick since Dog Soldiers.” That may be true, but it isn’t saying much. First off, there are only a handful of army v. supernatural [...] Review: DumplingsDirected by Fruit Chan, 2004 I’d been waiting months for the R1 release of Three.. Extremes – as opposed to ‘importing’ the bootleg – because I knew the second disc was going to be the feature length cut of Fruit Chan’s Dumplings, which is easily the high tide line of the trilogy of shorts. It [...] |


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