PIRANHA 3D Review [I’m in Love.]

Posted by Peter Hall - August 20th 2010 @ 5:36 pm

Piranha 3D is a horror movie bar mitzvah. It turns boys into men, cleaving their lives into two distinct periods: Before Piranha 3D, a time we shall refer to as The Darkness, and after Piranha 3D, also known as The Awakening. Now that I have thankfully awoken in its glorious elysian fields of excessive gore and outrageous nudity, I never want to return to horror films that require fewer than 800,000 gallons of fake blood spilling forth from 500 bikini-clad extras. Anything less is an insult and, frankly, a malicious waste of my time.

Read my full review over at Cinematical.

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  1. August 24th, 2010 | 1:30 pm | #1

    Currently trying to find a sitter for this weekend so that I may also partake in the craziness. :^)

  2. December 25th, 2010 | 10:34 am | #2

    don’t watch this movie, what a waste of time

  3. July 7th, 2011 | 2:41 pm | #3

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