I came across some photos for the Dutch/UK co-production HUMAN CENTIPIEDE the other day, but I had no idea the context. After a stop by Quiet Earth my mind has been blown. And now it shall claim your sanity as well:
Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.
See, complainers! This is what you get when you moan of no more original horror movies. Technically HUMAN CENTIPEDE isn’t a feature yet, rather the first in a trilogy of short films showing the mad doctor’s pursuit. All the same, I don’t want to think about being the last set of legs on a human centipede.
I keep hearing CLERKS II over and over in my head. “You never go ass to mouth. You never go ass to mouth.” Oh how it fell on HUMAN CENTIPEDE’s deaf ears.
If in London, surgically graft yourself to the excrement train on August 30th at FrightFest.
Tags: Human Centipede
It is impossible to read that synopsis without your jaw dropping. I dare you to try.
tee-hee. This sounds glorious.
See? Horror’s not dead, it’s just becoming increasingly ridiculous.
By all means, bring on the “buttock moulding”.
I hope you meant to use a pun in that comment Brian.
I am stunned.
Wait, what?
Yes, please.
Ok, you see i cant wait!!!! If its coming from the Dutch/UK you know its going to be good. I cant wait for this film to come out :)
its never possible to do such kind of things.. all these are a kind of hypothesis..
the pic actually looks like someone is ****ing her in doggy style
Well deadlywizard, the director actually sat down with a surgeon and they discussed if it was possible. The surgeon then drew the diagrams, which are used in the film to explain to the 3 captives what their fate is!
I really enjoyed this film, it’s not as twisted as you may think, well I didn’t think it was that bad. Dieter Laser is brilliant as the Doctor.
His name is “Dieter Laser”? Really?
I’m literally scratching my head trying to think of a worse fate! This is a brilliant idea for a splatter horror film. Whats truly terrible is that this splatter is a living suffering mass. I’d rather have the deranged maniac just kill me! I’m going to see this film, if I can find it?
OMG – original and utterly revolting idea.