This Just In: Herbert West Donkey Punched by “THE O.C.”.

Posted by Peter Hall - March 4th 2009 @ 6:17 pm

The State of California Just Shit in Your Mouth.

I’m not letting the burbclave of Hollywood get off with the blame on this one.  The onus is on each and every one of you citizens of the great blue state that is California to climb the nearest clock tower and put an end to this remake, recash, rehash cycle.  I’m impartial to the cinema department.  Want to remake PIRANHA in 3-D?  My money, your hand.  Want to remake RE-ANIMATOR in 3-D?  Whatever, you run a business.

Want to turn the collective literary works of H.P. Lovecraft into a monster of the week network television show with a leaked cast pic so pansy it makes the Jonas Brothers look like bear fucking lumberjacks? The ammo is on me.

Not on the clock tower climbing page with me, yet?  Read the early information Fangoria scored on the Antichrist.  An excerpt of the pain:

Charismatic, sexy and dangerous, Herbert’s obsessions eventually draw his young colleagues, friends and lovers into his dark world. They will all share in the rewards and consequences of meddling with things that man was not meant to—all the while dealing with their own growing relationships and unfolding subsequent storylines inspired by the fantastic works of H.P Lovecraft.

Soon, the group of friends discovers that their campus is also becoming an increasing hot spot for scientific and sometimes horrific phenomenon. It’s as if the place is becoming a portal for the unknown.

Could it be that Herbert’s secret experiments are the cause of these occurrences…or is it something much more indescribable?

Episode by episode, Herbert West and his newfound schoolmates struggle to unlock the secret to life as well as the unknown oddities that they will discover along their journey.

Alliances will be formed and broken—forbidden relationships will develop and complicate.

Cowboy up California and put an end to this abomination while it is still in the womb. I hear you baby stomping liberals live for that shit.

Fango via Shock.

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  1. March 4th, 2009 | 6:56 pm | #1

    Wow, craptacular! 90210 meets one of my favorite horror flicks. How could I not watch! Oh, I know how. I’ll have to gouge my own eyes out before this ever hits the air.
    Hey, save me a spot on the clock tower, I’m on the next flight down!

  2. March 5th, 2009 | 10:29 am | #2

    I don’t know anything about Lovecraft…but regardless that is the most unappealing cast I’ve ever seen for any show.

    Anytime a show or movie has to resort to a leather jacket to indicate which is the “tough guy,” you know it is in trouble.

    I wonder if the tall guy will be sarcastic and flippant???

  3. March 5th, 2009 | 11:24 am | #3

    It’s Cthulu-210. Dear God, that looks horrendous.

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