Comments on: THE UNBORN (as a Text Based Adventure).

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 21:29:37 +0000

I liked this movie.

By: ILozZoc

ILozZoc — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:25:15 +0000

Wild!

By: Dale

Dale — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:12:56 +0000

So the thing haunting her is her own twin fetus that became one with a ghost from a concentration camp or some bullshit? And they’re haunting her because she’s knocked up, even though her own little fetus is alive and well?

I should see this sometime. It sounds funny.

By: Peter Hall

Peter Hall — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:29:48 +0000

aaaaaaaahahaha

By: Ripp

Ripp — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:48:26 +0000

Peter, start the game over from the beginning. Before you enter anything after the first prompt type IDDQD, IDKFA, and IDNOCLIP. It should make it more fun.

Oh wait. Never mind, it’s been patched out.

Text Based Adventures in Horror: The UNBORN 2009 v1.1 Released March 25, 2009

*** Changes ***
– “A gag that looks like it was designed for oral gang rape.” Has had it’s description changed to the more fitting: “A gag that looks like it was designed for repeated oral gang rape over the span of 3 years while you’re held captive in a dark cellar praying for the sweet release of death.”

*** Removed ***
– Fun (including cheats that may alter outcome or enable fun)

By: Matt Wells

Matt Wells — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:11:28 +0000

Time for Hills Have Eyes 2 goddammit.

By: Peter Hall

Peter Hall — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:59:08 +0000

Well thanks, all, I had more fun writing this ‘review’ than watching the movie. By far.

Don’t be surprised to see another text adventure the next time I see something that warrants no critical appraisal whatsoever.

By: Birdy

Birdy — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:25:37 +0000

Thank you for saving me from this movie in a very entertaining manner. This was likely a far better way of experiencing it.