Comments on: THE CHAOS EXPERIMENT, Review: Join me in the Hate.

By: Katrice

Katrice — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:19:31 +0000

So, I am so glad I am not the only person who subjects themselves to watching such awful movies. I just can’t help it. Once I start a movie I have to watch it all the way through. Don’t ask me why! It is beyond lame… movie was so bad. Just finished it one Netflix. I want to write strongly worded letters to them for even having this. It has defiled my poor xBox with it’s lameness. And Netflix didn’t even have Once Upon A Forest… shut up! I am a girl after all… Movie kicks ass. So I am now watching Driftwood… I hope it’s not another one. But Netflix seems to have a knack for having the worst movies ever made… i.e. The Chaos Experiment, Nymphoid Barbarians In Dinosaur Hell (so bad lol but hilarious), Every Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movie ever made is on there… yet I can only find perhaps, two of Martin Scorsese films… ok enough ranting… I’ll let you know how Driftwood worked out… =[

By: yo----me

yo----me — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:54:39 +0000

…I just finished watching this,…..”movie” and I googled it right away to see if it was me, or did others find it totally stupid. I have never seen such a piece of crap, well maybe one, and I think that it was called Cut Throat Island? I was lured in by thoughts of seeing a “Doc Holiday” character. I don’t recommend this piece to anyone, well, maybe to our friends down at the Gitmo Resort.

By: TR

TR — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 20:51:25 +0000

Horrible Horrible Horrible movie. Global Warming?? This movie should have not ever been made and that would have helped in the fight of Global Warming. The energy wasted on this pile of shit called a film could have been used on something else. There are so many things wrong with this movie I don’t know where to begin.
Anyone defending this movie needs to knock themselves out and stop using good air.

By: taylor

taylor — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:32:35 +0000

I just got finished watchin this movie…
without the treacherous slow motion, yellow tint, HORRIBLE music, crawling steam room scenes, this movie could have been about 45minutes instead of 2+ horrible hours. If the director ever reads this, the only good scene was the press scene.
this is how i watched the movie.
confused about the merry-go-round
confused about the bandage on his head
watched the press room scene, not bad.
watched the first steam room scene…eh, suffer-through-able
then Ms.idontgiveashit makes it alittle exciting with her topless scene
then its downhill…..i fast forwarded each steam room scene from there on out…and muted it due to the shitty music.
the ending makes no sense, but i was ecstatic when the “the end” screen showed up.
There were multiple editing mess ups that i don’t feel like typing about.
summed up–1) cops lapel 2) the dudes hair when telling ms.idontgiveashit to shut her mouth.

By: Chris Rittersdorf

Chris Rittersdorf — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:07:29 +0000

I live in Grand Rapids, MI. I rented this moving knowing that it’d be pertty bad. But I was NOT perpared for what this at all. I thougt “Hey wouldn’t that be cool if ‘Doc Holliday’ were on the street I used to live on before I moved to Eastown. No. This wass just awful. Completely awful. No excuse. This movie really put ‘Gummo’ into perspective.

By: Wasted 2 hours

Wasted 2 hours — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:47:47 +0000

btw what the fukc was up with the manerisms of everyone in this, the way the black cop talked helping the detective and the faggot from brookland. yo forget about it, i am a faggot. Everyone breaks down in 10 minutes and starts killing eachother, my kid could have produced a better movie. I am going to start a foundation that hates this director and movie that is how strognly i feel about this. Malkini go fucking blow your head off and kill every spawn you have to prevent poluting the gean pool that is worst than global warming. you are a looser and a fucking idiot.

By: Wasted 2 hours

Wasted 2 hours — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:44:24 +0000

This is an ubelieveably bad movie, tell me it was a joke please??? The worst move ever and they dont even tell who the fuck it was with the nail gun, horible plot and left a lot unexplained. I really have never seen a worse movie Cannot believe Val played in this movie, horible. It is sad because now I have to kill everyone in the movie!!!!

By: Michael Amish

Michael Amish — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:23:29 +0000

This is not a film. This is a film within a film within a film. This is a film about a guy who dreamed that he could write and he gave his script to a fat guy who dreamed he could direct, and he gave the script to a bunch of fat guy who could once act and dreamed about being actors again. Surprisingly compext. Want to know what HELL is? imagine being forced to watch this movie…not for infinity or even perpetuity…but just once. Credit where credit is due, never has a piece of utter excrement been so thoughtfully crafted. Slit your wrists now, because there is crap like this in the world…what a terrible world it is. Kudos to the original reviewer here. If these wanna be filmakers had 1/100th of your wit…this piece of shit might have had a little shine to it.