The Art of Jason Chan is Better Than Filler.

Posted by Peter Hall - January 21st 2009 @ 10:44 am

I apologize.  Every single time I go on one of these installs I swear I’m going to just slave away on the site and every single time the same exact thing happens.  Writer’s block.

I do not know how anyone can write in a hotel room.  Unless I’m at my own desk or at the very least situated on or around my own furniture, I find it a struggle to affix myself to any non-mindless task.  And it is not as if a horror blogging gig takes all that much concentration, there is just something about being in a hotel room that saps all productivity from me.  I watched two hours of people playing a billiards game on TV, a game whose title and rules I know not and that was broadcast one hundred percent in a language I do not speak.  It was not the first time this week.

I’m lousy with forcing myself to do one task, which is why I am not only able to bring you Jason Chan’s art, whose badassitude is not confined to paintings of children making their last stand against a zombie horde on a playground nor portraits of George A. Romero, but that I also now know the spec and price difference between a Nikon D60, D80, D90, and D200.  And I’m not even in the market for a fucking camera.  Oh, and since you were wondering, cows with stomach fistulas are as real as the full body squirm I undergo every time I look at the pictures of Man’s abominations.

More Art of Jason Chan means less work on this end.  Oh, hey, it’s time to go to sleep.  Where the shit does the time go?

I hate the Internet.

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  1. Brian
    January 21st, 2009 | 11:04 am | #1
  2. January 22nd, 2009 | 3:50 am | #2

    Sweet, now let me know what is being advertised in a commercial in which a CGI onion type creature looks sad, some smaller creatures pop up and do a cheerleader chant, and then the larger onion has a full head of lettuce hair…

  3. Ripp
    January 22nd, 2009 | 11:05 am | #3

    They’re selling the proper tool to crimp a Miles Tek RCA connector. You should buy one so you can finish and come home.

  4. January 22nd, 2009 | 5:54 pm | #4

    What the fuck does that mean? Now why would I want to leave this cash cow any sooner than I have to.

    Don’t worry, I’m going with the techs to a market today, so I’ll end up doing all the audio with some cheap, Asian knock-off and then I’ll have to redo them once the proper one gets here. What a shame… ;)

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