SJGR Friday: Freddy Krueger’s Father

Posted by Peter Hall - April 24th 2009 @ 12:27 pm

A few days ago YouTube user Edarem made a hit on Reddit with his insanely creepy rendition of “Pretty Woman”.  Creepier still, a Reddit user confirmed what everyone instantly suspected looking at the frazzled shell of a man: Registered Sex Offender.  Which brings me to today and my apology for posting the below video, which is indubitably the most bizarre video ever posted on the Internet.

Someone cast this man as Freddy’s father, he’s already haunting my dreams.  Maybe this will be motivation for me to write, after all if I don’t post, this stays on the main page.

I apologize.  Do watch the whole video though.  Trust me, you’ve never seen this kind of crazy before.

Oh, and in case you doubted his threat level, he has an instructional video on how to sharpen an axe.

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  1. Dave Z.C.
    April 24th, 2009 | 1:18 pm | #1

    Oh dear God. On his sex offender page, it says he lives in South Carolina. That’s only one state away from me…

    Help.

  2. R.J. Sayer
    April 24th, 2009 | 2:54 pm | #2

    i know i shouldn’t be scared of homeboy. i know he’s old and frail and in a physical confrontation i could destroy him with little effort. i know that he lives on the other side of the country so that the chances of us crossing paths are slim at best.

    but i also know, somewhere deep in my heart of hearts, that this fucker has some vicious sort of supernatural power. ancient and as evil as can be.

    i’m scared – nay – TERRIFIED of this creature. and i don’t believe any of us can consider ourselves truly safe until he is destroyed.

    forget locking him up.

    i want his bones ground to dust and launched at the sun.

  3. Ripp
    April 24th, 2009 | 3:05 pm | #3

    Peter and I both saw this video for the first time just a few hours ago at work and I can honestly say there has NEVER been or will EVER be a bigger “WTF moment” in the history of the internet. The images contained within the frames of that video are forever etched into my brain. I fear the horrors that will undoubtedly plague my dreams like a Vietnam war vet.

  4. Edward Muscare
    April 24th, 2009 | 4:00 pm | #4

    Thank you Peter for your interest in my self documentaries. I would very much like to meet you in person and talk awhile maybe make a video together to post on youtube ;)

  5. April 24th, 2009 | 9:30 pm | #5

    It does in fact remove flaky skin you can see it flying off when he scratches his arms. Crazy? No just eccentric, which we all have a little in each of us horror fans. The dog suckling thing is NQR… that’s the part that disturbed me… Nice dog though.

    http://www.musingcontinuum.wordpress.com

  6. R.J. Sayer
    April 26th, 2009 | 12:32 am | #6

    trust me, Ms. Harker, this toilet brush thing is just the tip of the iceberg. SRSLY.

    go check out his other videos on youtube (ESPECIALLY the “Happy Birthday Marisa” and the “Pretty Woman”) and prepare to have your Titanic sunk.

    “Crazy” doesn’t even begin to cover this guy’s smallest toe.

  7. May 3rd, 2009 | 2:22 am | #7

    His name is Edward Muscare. He is a former KC tv host who did kid shows, interviews, and a late night horror show. He was well known in the late 70′s and early 80′s before disappearing for over a decade. He has returned to fame on YouTube posting video’s of his everyday life from painting and lip syncing songs. He is a creepy looking old man with a missing front tooth. His has an over popular large amount positive comments on his videos and is very well liked.

    But here is something about edarem he won’t tell you about.

    http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/fly

    In 1987 he was arrested for sexually beating a 14 year old boy. He spent 12 years in prision and was released in 1998 only to be charged for breaking his probation in 2007. He is a free man now and has nothing to do with his time but be alone and post video’s (most are very entertaining and interesting to watch I must say) on YouTube. He is a registered Sex Offender.

    The man most known as Uncle Ed has become a creepy and scary popular YouTube sensation over the course of three weeks with his popular Pretty Woman lip sync video that has been featured on several websites.

    Many people who have seen his video’s have no clue who he is and just think of him as an old creepy guy who’s interesting (and he is), but very very few of them actually know the truth about Edward Muscare.

  8. Anonymous
    June 12th, 2009 | 3:36 pm | #8

    I think you all are blowing things out of proportion. Yes, the video IS weird but there are far more weird things going around in this world. I don't give two shits of him being a sex offender. All i know is that his unusual, silly, and slightly creepy videos always made me smile. He is an old man. Cut him some slack. Youtube was his little cubicle of delight. Please don't ruin that for him.

  9. Anon
    September 19th, 2009 | 1:09 pm | #9

    I did some research myself, before finding your site. For some reason I feel the need to correct your misinformation. He was convicted of what equated to consensual sex with a minor. Wrong? Yes. He served TWO years in prison, not twelve. He then had a ten year probation, which is what he violated by not giving his new address when he moved.
    Is is eccentric? For sure. Dangerous? I doubt it. Crazy? Maybe just a little. ;) Does he make me crack up? Hell yes.
    Keep the videos coming Edarem

  10. September 19th, 2009 | 1:33 pm | #10

    Thank you for correcting the record, Mr. Probably Related to Guy In Video Above.

  11. September 18th, 2011 | 1:42 pm | #11

    what is freddy krueger’s fathter’s name?

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