Poster for THE GRAVES Makes me Wonder if I Have High Standards.

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Posted by Peter Hall - July 21st 2009 @ 6:00 am

And here I was a few months ago saying IFC would put After Dark Films out of business.  If only I’d had the foresight to see the poster and trailer for THE GRAVES, the first title announced for next January’s Horrorfest.  I could have saved typing all those words and just posted this spawn from Satan’s ugly tree.

If you actually enjoy this abhorrent poster, I’d like to have a conversation with you.  Just let me buy a gun first.

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  1. Dave
    July 21st, 2009 | 1:16 pm | #1

    Now, if the only things in the poster were the two girls and Tony Todd, I’d be hooked.

  2. Ripp
    July 21st, 2009 | 2:01 pm | #2

    Sorry Peter, I’m required to ignore the poster and watch this film as a Lamb of God fan.

  3. adam charles
    July 21st, 2009 | 2:05 pm | #3

    Is it me, or do the breasts on the girl on the left look unusually perky and pointy? It looks like you can serve drinks on those things.

  4. Cody
    July 21st, 2009 | 4:03 pm | #4

    I’m required to enjoy this poster and watch it and a fan of both Lamb of God and Breast

  5. Cody
    July 21st, 2009 | 4:03 pm | #5

    as a fan*

  6. Randy
    July 21st, 2009 | 6:16 pm | #6

    Wow, as the guy who bashed Lamb of God’s new album on this very site, I like how out of Cody and Ripp, “true fans of Lamb of God”, I’m the only one to notice that Randy Blythe is actually on the cover. In the words of that one guy that constantly hated me for probably two straight weeks cause he knew I was right about that lame album, you guys are idiots!!! Also, True Blood is the best show on TV hands down.

  7. Peter Hall
    July 21st, 2009 | 10:01 pm | #7

    Which one is he? The girl on the left with the picnic bench chest or the guy from the cover of the “Mud People” GOOSEBUMPS book?

  8. Ripp
    July 22nd, 2009 | 11:50 am | #8

    He’s the one on the right by the hammer.

  9. Cody
    July 22nd, 2009 | 3:19 pm | #9

    Because he likes to:
    “Lay the hammer hammer down, get the job done right”?

  10. R.J. Sayer
    July 22nd, 2009 | 4:37 pm | #10

    is this the same Brian Pulido who did the Evil Ernie comics?

    and haven’t they released like forty posters for this fuckkin’ thing already?

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