Uhh. Holyfuckingshit?

Thank you Google (and forgetomori for the link). Thank you for creating multi-billion dollar warehouses full of data, currents of bits and bytes archiving the digital evolution of our species. And thank you for your Google Books project, which extends the maternally protective arms of time around the antiquated(ing?) world of paper and ink. Because when the saucers land in hundreds of years and sift through the cinder, if there is anything I want our species and our planet remembered for, it’s the Weekly World News.
If you’re ready (and pure enough in mind and spirit) to open the ark, clear your schedule and click on to the Weekly World News at Google Books. I’m sorry, I just like typing that out. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
Don’t be surprised to see an image from the only reliable source of journalism I know once a week on HND. I suppose we’ll kick things off with the brave cricket slayer above who fatally (mis)underestimated the revenge gene present in all exoskeleton bearing soldiers.
My mom never let me get WWN when we were at the grocery store when I was younger. Clearly she was just looking out for my best interests, but my best interests are now clearly within the realm of giant grasshoppers and bat boys.
Whatever happened to John Landis’ Batboy movie?
Hi, I really like your blog and hope that this interests you and your readers.
I am attempting to amass a large collection of portraits of Frankenstein’s Monster in as many different styles and in as many different media as possible as an ongoing art project. The only stipulation is that the size is 2.5 inches by 3.5 inches (standard artist trading card size) and that each card has name, date, location, title and anything else you care to add on the back.
I welcome cards from both amateur and professional artists.
I will be leaving blank cards with instructions and mailing address in galleries, colleges, art shops, on buses, handing them out in the street and wherever else I can think of.
If you think you can spare the time to produce a little something, please send a portrait to:
A Patchwork Of Flesh
45 Silversea Drive
Westcliff on Sea
Essex
SS0 9XD
United Kingdom
Each card I receive will be uploaded at http://apatchworkofflesh.blogspot.com/ to produce an on-line gallery, I then hope to put on an exhibition of these cards in a gallery.