Comments on: I Dare You Not to Laugh at the Trailer for BEAR.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:24:09 +0000

Okay, now for a response where I'm not hilarious: I like the idea just fine, but only if they did it all Lake Placid style. This is not Lake Placid style.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:22:48 +0000

“He wants us to choose between sin and redemption!”

No, you’re thinking of Jesus, not that bear that’s trying to kill you. Common mistake.

I love the whole “for his honor” stuff, too. I immediately thought of Anchorman. “We bears are a proud race! They must pay for their intrusion.” This whole movie could have been averted if they’d just drop Katow-jo’s name. It’ll get you into most clubs, too.

By: Matt-suzaka

Matt-suzaka — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:04:43 +0000

I wonder how many times the car will be rolled over outside of the 19 that were shown in the trailer. Looks amazing.

By: Matt Wells

Matt Wells — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:27:30 +0000

If this movie stared Teddy Roosevelt he woulda beat the hell out of both bears and literally shit on their honor within 10 minutes and the movie would be over.

I really want to see that movie.

By: Brian K.

Brian K. — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:48:39 +0000

I like Ripp.

By: Peter Hall

Peter Hall — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:45:43 +0000

Lulz.

By: Cody

Cody — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:29:07 +0000

Retribution, Honor, Sin, Redemption… BEARS!?

Fucking sold. Pretty sure I can’t die until I hear that entire speech.

By: Ripp

Ripp — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:16:23 +0000

From what I can tell the movie seems fairly accurate. They make mention of the strict honor code of Bearshido to which all bears are bound, be it grizzly, polar, black, koala, panda, or pedo. They WILL have their retribution.