Weirdly, I get the idea there was actually someone that looked at that trailer and said, “Yeah, that’ll sell the SHIT out of the movie!”

Wow, that is bad. Two cool attacking bear movies. One of my all-time favorite movies as a kid, The Prophecy. Mutant grizzlies are born from environmental contamination at a lake and they take out their revenge on the surrounding indians and towns people. Also, featuers an attacking racoon, awesome. Another good one is Night of the Grizzly. Of course you’ll never watch these Peter because I recommended them…

From what I can tell the movie seems fairly accurate. They make mention of the strict honor code of Bearshido to which all bears are bound, be it grizzly, polar, black, koala, panda, or pedo. They WILL have their retribution.

Retribution, Honor, Sin, Redemption… BEARS!?

Fucking sold. Pretty sure I can’t die until I hear that entire speech.

I like Ripp.

If this movie stared Teddy Roosevelt he woulda beat the hell out of both bears and literally shit on their honor within 10 minutes and the movie would be over.

I really want to see that movie.

I wonder how many times the car will be rolled over outside of the 19 that were shown in the trailer. Looks amazing.

“He wants us to choose between sin and redemption!”

No, you’re thinking of Jesus, not that bear that’s trying to kill you. Common mistake.

I love the whole “for his honor” stuff, too. I immediately thought of Anchorman. “We bears are a proud race! They must pay for their intrusion.” This whole movie could have been averted if they’d just drop Katow-jo’s name. It’ll get you into most clubs, too.

Okay, now for a response where I’m not hilarious: I like the idea just fine, but only if they did it all Lake Placid style. This is not Lake Placid style.