I was trawling around the webs looking for something, anything horror related to write about when I came across this teaser trailer for a title I’d rather not name at the moment. That was fifteen minutes ago. If you were to ask me what took place between then and now I could supply no answer. My brain shrank inside my skull and I experienced an existential shock somewhere between William Hurt devolving into a monkey in Altered States and John Lithgow sublimating into the mountainside in The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension. Frankly, I’m not sure how I made it back alive.