Adventures of RJ Sayer, Perfect Timing Edition.

Adventures of RJ Sayer, Perfect Timing Edition.

Posted by Peter Hall - July 10th 2009 @ 8:41 am
RJ Sayer: also in related news…
RJ Sayer: i was driving a cargo van with a co-worker today
RJ Sayer: and we’d already made a few inappropriate “kidnap and rape” jokes
RJ Sayer: when we stopped at an intersection
RJ Sayer: where there’s one of those “scrolling” digital billboards – all powerpoint slideshow style
RJ Sayer: there’s an amber alert about some dude who’s kidnapped three kids
RJ Sayer: and it just keeps cycling through pics of different kids
RJ Sayer: all with diff last names
RJ Sayer: that he’s kidnapped
RJ Sayer: and i say “wow. he’s trying to get the whole set. he’s a collector!”
RJ Sayer: the very next thing on the billboard?
RJ Sayer: the poster for THE COLLECTOR
RJ Sayer: no joke

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  1. R.J. Sayer
    July 10th, 2009 | 9:30 am | #1

    oh… i also failed to mention that all 3 kids appeared to be of different ethnic backgrounds…

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