Comments on: “We have sharks inside buildings as well.”

By: Peter

Peter — Fri, 09 May 2008 02:37:49 +0000

The jig is up!

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:46:33 +0000

Does anyone else think these new commenters are all Peter?

By: Jason Nark

Jason Nark — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:35:44 +0000

Sounds like total shit to me. I can’t wait.

By: Peter

Peter — Thu, 08 May 2008 09:29:38 +0000

Nope, that is official production art for the movie. When I ’shop, the fakery is so masterful it takes supercomputers toiling days on end to discern art from life.

Exhibit A.

By: R.J. Sayer

R.J. Sayer — Thu, 08 May 2008 05:40:14 +0000

also, i love that Photoshop is now a verb.

like Google.

By: R.J. Sayer

R.J. Sayer — Thu, 08 May 2008 05:38:24 +0000

also, Peter, did you just take a picture of a Great White and photoshop the Goblin-ness onto it?

it already looks worlds better than how the sharks in the movie will undoubtedly be portrayed.

By: R.J. Sayer

R.J. Sayer — Thu, 08 May 2008 05:35:57 +0000

As COMPLETELY FUCKING STOKED as damn-near EVERY aspect of this monstrosity gets me (the subject, the story, the title, etc.), there is one lone element that jams an olive fork into the urethra of my boner…

…i know the sharks will be CGI. and not just CGI. but painfully BAD CGI.

seriously, this deserves better. this deserves animatronics and puppetry and practical FX work seamlessly married to CG cleanup.

Fuck. this thing deserves Peter Fucking Jackson. that’s right, assholes, i went THERE.

man, i’ve been wanting to write a film about sharks attacking people in their homes and businesses ever since i read an article stating that SHARKS WERE SWIMMING IN THE GODDAMN STREET after Hurricane Katrina (Bitch).

and since Sci-Fi Channel is the one beating me to the punch… i guess i still can.