Comments on: Uwe Boll’s Plan to Save Hollywood: Lose the cokeheads, bullshit breakfast, lunch and dinner.

By: Matt S

Matt S — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:35:18 +0000

I wonder what kind of rumors one can make up about Boll before people realize they aren’t true.

Uwe Boll cast himself as the main character in Far Cry.

Uwe Boll has never read a single book in his life that doesnt have rhyme schemes.

Uwe Boll directs movies entirely by text messages to his crew.

In order to save money, the contracts with his production companies have clauses that require them to complete the movie before they get paid. On the second-to-last-day of production, he fires them all, and finishes it himself with his cell phone and iMac.

Uwe Boll spawned Hanna Montana.

By: Matt W

Matt W — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:19:50 +0000

I can’t wait to see his next stinkfest. I was stupidly there for Dungeon Siege, front & center.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:47:21 +0000

This man has probably been responsible for the creation of more drinking games than Chuck Norris and every kung-fu film combined.

By: Joey

Joey — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:39:07 +0000

Uwe Boll just got himself another fan.