1. there will be no gang rape. in fact, there will be only ONE rape scene, and it will be off-camera or implied or whatever.

2. the guy who is ordered to kill her after the rape, but doesnt? he will now be a sensitive, teen heart-throb-looking type (instead of mildly developmentally-disabled). and she will not kill him. hell, maybe he’ll even help her get her revenge or whatever. but he’ll still be alive at the end.

3. the line “suck it, bitch” will still be in there, in both contexts. but it will not be nearly as awesome when she says it at the end.

4. there will be more focus on where the dudes come from…. their family life (at least one will have an abusive dad, another will have been raised by a single mom, etc.) and that type of shit.

5. the dick-amputation scene will not be there. ditto for the motorboat kill.

6. she will have some kind of boyfriend at the beginning, who she’s breaking up with or putting it on hold with or something.

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ALSO, Scary Madison?

excuse me, i think i see a brick wall over there that i need to repeatedly bang my forehead against.

later.