Last Week in Horror: June 1st to June 8th

Posted by Peter Hall - June 8th 2008 @ 4:54 pm

Last Week in Horror was all about attachments.  Brittany Murphy and Thora Birch join a “psychological thrilller”, which means the press release gave away the ending.  Remember Zack Snyder’s epic zombie project, the one promising to be the largest undead film of all time, ARMY OF THE DEAD?  Well, it now has a director.

And now I’m going to start a tradition.  Whatever YouTube entertained me most over the past week.  Victory this week goes to the wizards of Asia.

Theatrical Trailers and Clips

  • Move along.

Studio News and Attachments

Remakes

Indie, Foreign and Random News

Indie/Foreign Trailers and Clips


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  1. Brian
    June 9th, 2008 | 1:01 pm | #1

    I smell a contest: Guess the plot of the new Brittany Murphy-Thora Birch psychological thriller!

  2. R.J. Sayer
    June 9th, 2008 | 4:38 pm | #2

    i make the following predictions about the SPIT remake (SPOILER alert for anybody who hasn’t already seen the original):

    1. there will be no gang rape. in fact, there will be only ONE rape scene, and it will be off-camera or implied or whatever.

    2. the guy who is ordered to kill her after the rape, but doesnt? he will now be a sensitive, teen heart-throb-looking type (instead of mildly developmentally-disabled). and she will not kill him. hell, maybe he’ll even help her get her revenge or whatever. but he’ll still be alive at the end.

    3. the line “suck it, bitch” will still be in there, in both contexts. but it will not be nearly as awesome when she says it at the end.

    4. there will be more focus on where the dudes come from…. their family life (at least one will have an abusive dad, another will have been raised by a single mom, etc.) and that type of shit.

    5. the dick-amputation scene will not be there. ditto for the motorboat kill.

    6. she will have some kind of boyfriend at the beginning, who she’s breaking up with or putting it on hold with or something.

    ALSO, Scary Madison?

    excuse me, i think i see a brick wall over there that i need to repeatedly bang my forehead against.

    later.

  3. Sean
    June 9th, 2008 | 8:46 pm | #3

    7) All of the killers will be in trailer parks.

  4. Sean
    June 9th, 2008 | 8:48 pm | #4

    in=from

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