Last Week in Horror gamers the world over could breathe a sigh of relief, Gore Verbinski is directing BIOSHOCK from a John Logan script. Had you polled me a week ago on who I would want to tackle the 360 genre bender, I’d of come up empty handed, but this has all the airs of a great marriage of style to material. Also, if - and I know you were - you had been wondering what Tom Atkins was up to these days, now you will know.
And knowing is half the hassle.
Oh, and what would a news re-cap post be without Uwe Boll? Stride Gum, marketers that they be, have created an impossible to meet offer; if the Anti-Boll petition receives 1,000,000 signatures by May 14th, everyone who signs gets a free pack of gum. Not happening, of course, but way to get your name out there, Stride!
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personally, i’d rather see Atkins in SASQUATCH ASSAULT.
i’m kind of nervous about this whole MY BLOODY VALENTINE nonsense. first off, it’s a remake. which automatically puts it in the “oh shit, really?” category.
secondly, look at the guy directing. sure, he edited a few decent things here and there. but most of the shit he’s been involved with at all (and EVERYTHING he’s directed) has been awful fucking garbage.
however, todd farmer co-wrote it. so, at least it’ll have a good-natured sense of humor.
then again, look at the rest of the cast besides Atkins. nobody i give a shit about (except maybe that dude who was in FINAL DESTINATION). i mean, part of me wants to be thankful they’re not going to the high school/college kid route, but i’m just not sure…
also, what the fuck kind of a name is Breathnatch?
I mean, jesus.
Ya know, I had a hard time actually typing out the name Paddy Breathnatch. I had to check at least four times to see if I was spelling it right. Maybe I should kick off a study to see if director’s with awkward last names make awkward movies.