Kindertrauma is the robotrip of horror blogs.  Do the honorable thing and take it in small, healthy doses, otherwise those five senses of yours will double and the 3 dimensions you currently cozy in will seem cute in an antiquated kind of way.

Run by Uncle Lancifer and Aunt John, Kindertrauma is a pink shrine to the horror of youth, also know as the ’80s.  Featuring reviews out the eyes, original artwork and, of course, Traumafessions; confessionals of what scared the poop into the pants of readers everywhere.  You can even read the recent ‘fession of yours truly at this hypertextual.

I also will point you to this insightful bit of reporting on the uncool wrath of Count Dracula.  Go forth and hit.