I can’t remember the last time I fell in love with a new horror movie. This is a sad ordeal considering I am the sole proprietor of a horror website. STORM WARNING was the last horror film I really enjoyed, but even that experience was dampened by the rest of the day’s disappointing lineup; INTO THE MIRROR, EXTE, SAW IV, AUTOMATON TRANSFUSION. Four films of such disinterest to me that I could only muster one review - though I must say, if you want to see some crazy, nonsensical Asian shenanigans, watch the last 20 minutes of EXTE; w.t.f.
It doesn’t help that we spend most Saturday nights drinking and mocking the very genre I cherish, thanks to the Sci-Fi channel and their irresistible, cirrhosis inducing train-wrecks. I’ll watch ROCK MONSTER one day and THE THING the next, the disparity in quality between the two just making me sadface. Fuckin’ A, they don’t make ‘em like they used to anymore.
So here is my prompt to you, dear reader. Pull me out of this rut. I have moderately high hopes for THE RUINS in a few weeks, but until then, I am at your mercy. Suggest your favorites, please. Regardless if you think I’ve seen it already or not; the cavern of horror cannon I have not seen is, much to my detriment, quite extensive. So, please, leave any suggestions in the comments or email me directly. Whatever you prefer, dig me from the rut.
I would also like to plant a rescue beacon in the literary department. I’ve been reading a lot of Sci-Fi of late and am frankly getting burnt out on the genre. I need some page turning horror, so I’d appreciate novel title drops as well.
Just going through my 4 and 5 star “horror” ratings on Netflix the following stick out to me:
Near Dark
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Slither
The People Under the Stairs
Fright Night
The Serpent and the Rainbow
I’m sure you’ve seen all of those. Some of them aren’t “great” movies, just favorites of mine for one reason or another.
If you can get your hands on The Last Winter, [REC], or Dance of the Dead, at least one of these might do the trick.
Movies,
The Exorcist 3
In the Mouth of Madness
Lord of Illusions
Lost Boys
Fright Night
Nightmare on Elm Street 3
The Changeling
The Original version of The Haunting
The Original Childs Play
The Entire 1st and 2nd Seasons of Millennium
The complete series of Twin Peaks
Books,
Jay’s Journal
Dracula
The Books of Blood
The Exorcist
just a few faves, maybe some you’ve missed.
i second pretty much everything that’s already been recommended on here (except Brotherhood of the Wolf which i think is a rancid, half-assed piece of shit).
but here’s a few others that are maybe a bit more obscure:
The Funhouse - dir. Tobe Hooper(just saw it at the New Bev after not seeing it for sixteen years and… wow).
Night of the Creeps - dir. Fred Dekker
Hell Night - starring Linda Blair
The Beyond - dir. Lucio Fulci
The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (aka: Let Sleeping Corpses Lie).
Bad Dreams - starring Jennifer Rubin
anything directed by Larry Cohen, but most notably, Q: The Winged Serpent.
Targets - dir. Peter Bogdanovich (not really horror but close enough for comfort and stars Boris Karloff).
The Prowler - dir. Joseph Zito
Razorback - dir. Russell Mulcahy (if you can find a copy).
Ghost Story - starring John Houseman and Fred Astaire.
Baby Blood (aka: The Evil Within)
House - dir. Steve Miner
The Uninvited - starring Ray Milland
Day of the Beast - dir. Alex de la Iglesia (again, not technically horror, but pretty close and damn entertaining).
if i think of any more i’ll come back.
also, i highly recommend tracking down a copy of Sorceror. it’s not horror. but it’s directed by Friedkin, stars Roy Scheider, and features an awesome score by Tangerine Dream. also, it’s tense and suspenseful as all hell.
as for reading… i’d suggest ANYTHING written by Jack Ketchum, but especially Off Season and its sequel, Offspring. The Long Last Call by John Skipp is also pretty awesome. i just started The Missing by Sarah Langan which is pretty damn good so far.
but FAR AND AWAY, two of the greatest horror novels i’ve ever had the pleasure to read are the recently released in paperback, Dark Harvest by Norman Partridge, and the not-so-recent Summer of Night by Dan Simmons. track them down and devour them IMMEDIATELY (if you haven’t already).
oh, also, i just watched Trigger Man, Ti West’s follow up to The Roost, and i thorougly enjoyed it.
oh, and Peter, while conducting an ultimately futile search for an audio file of the Houdini Seance, i stumbled across this AMAZING blog full of audio files of out-of-print vinyl featuring ghost stories, halloween sound effects, and spooky music… check it out, i’ve already spent way too much time on it:
scarstuff.blogspot.com
Good call on Razorback, RJ. I haven’t seen that one since I was a kid, but I remember being terrified.
Check out this list:
http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20187007,00.html?xid=rss-CNNHome-20080331-20+scariest+movies+ever
It’s pretty awful. I swear, these “scariest” movie lists always look like they were written by someone who hasn’t seen half of the movies. A movie isn’t “scary” based on its fucking reputation. Has anyone in the last 30 years found Night of Living Dead to be scary? Carrie? And I thought American Werewolf in London and Evil Dead were comedies.
Brian- yeah, Razorback is one of my all-time favorites. but, i actually still find Night of the Living Dead to be scary. same for certain scenes in American Werewolf. Evil Dead and Carrie disturb me on a certain level that i’m not sure i would describe as “scary” but… it’s there. i think it’s a matter of individual experience. i think those lists are stupid and more often than not, seem like they’ve been written by people who need to see more horror movies.
Peter - i’d recommend the recently released adaptaion of The Lost only if you’ve read the Ketchum book already. and you watch Sci Fi so you must know that almost once-a-week they do a big ol’ Tales From the Darkside marathon. that’s always a treat.
some more recommendations:
The Company of Wolves - dir. Neil Jordan
Next of Kin (1982) - dir. Tony Williams, starring John Jarrat
Dead of Night (1945) - anthology.
Peeping Tom - dir. Michael Powell
The Burning (1981) - dir. Tony Maylam
Alligator - starring Robert Forster
any William Castle film you may have missed (my personal favorites being The House on Haunted Hill and Mr. Sardonicus).
Well Damn, I’ve got quite the list now. Time to start churning out the Netflix and grabbing some books off Amazon.
Thanks to all, I appreciate the recommendations.
oh, and if you’ve never seen the Tales From the Darkside movie (though i don’t see how you could’ve avoided that one to this day), now sounds like the right time to me.
and you’re welcome buddy. anytime.
I recommend Brainscan with Eddie Furlong.
uhm… surely, not THE Andrew Kevin Walker?
I doubt it, though he was witty enough to use the email address andy@se7en.com Only Se7en.com has nothing to do with the movie.
Sorry, that was me. That movie popped into my head and I thought, “Hell, not even the writer, Andrew Kevin Walker, would recommend that.” And then I thought, “What if AKW did recommend it?.” And then I giggled.
Nice.
is Lost Boys even a horror movie? the lines between ‘horror’ and ‘popcorn 80’s movie’ are very blurred for me.
and for the record, Lost Boys is one of my favorites.
I noticed something funny on Netflix…Peter queued Next of Kin with Patrick Swayze instead of the Jarrat one.
Ya know, when I was adding that, I noticed Swayze and thought…okay…..
I finally sent back the Netflix movie I’ve had for the last 2 months, if not longer. Netflix actually downgraded the account to the lowest possible rentals because of the inactivity.
Alligator coming soon, though!
haha. i guess i probably should’ve mentioned that THIS Next of Kin isn’t available on Region 1 DVD.
Alligator is sweet, hope you enjoy it as much as i do.