Happy Birthday to Me!

Posted by Peter Hall - July 23rd 2008 @ 5:32 am

I can feel the apoptosis flaring as every cell in my body throws a white flag in the air, for today, the day of days, Peter of the Hall turns 23.  As I feel His zero kelvin culling blade tease the few greying hairs still in defiance of my gravity defeated, thinning skin, I stave off senility long enough to muster the once legendary synaptic gang together and spark one final thought:

Where my fuckin’ gift?


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  1. July 23rd, 2008 | 7:33 am | #1

    Happy birthday, Peter.

    To celebrate, I’m going to go sailing in Newport. Coincidence?

  2. July 23rd, 2008 | 7:53 am | #2

    Happy Birthday Peter

  3. R.J. Sayer
    July 23rd, 2008 | 9:34 am | #3

    happy birthday, guy.

  4. Brian
    July 23rd, 2008 | 10:30 am | #4

    Happy b-day. If you are ever in Central FL I will buy you a beer.

  5. July 23rd, 2008 | 4:46 pm | #5

    Why thank you all.

  6. Sean
    July 23rd, 2008 | 8:14 pm | #6

    Jeez, Peter, I thought this was a blog post for me, and I was going to say I’m honored, but you’re a day early.

    But nooo, it’s just about you. Happy Birthday, man.

  7. Barry
    July 23rd, 2008 | 11:43 pm | #7

    Happy Birthday Peter!!!!!

    23… just a pup. I’ll be 33 in a week. Enjoy it man.

    27 is the shit! Mark my words.

  8. R.J. Sayer
    July 24th, 2008 | 2:10 am | #8

    agreed. 27 is the best year there is.

    also, i was going to review HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME for you. but then i had to work all fucking day.

    also, that dude with the Savini mustache and the biker shorts swiped that VHS copy out from under me at the video store.

    man, i’m still pissed at that guy.

  9. Christine
    July 24th, 2008 | 6:55 am | #9

    You know what they say…you should NEVER put self portraits on the internet.

    :) Happy Birthday love!

  10. Brian
    July 24th, 2008 | 9:08 am | #10

    female presence/does not compute/error/end

  11. Christine
    July 24th, 2008 | 10:36 am | #11

    Who do you think is the brains of this operation?

    Don’t you know a horror fembot when you see one?

  12. Ripp
    July 24th, 2008 | 4:44 pm | #12

    “Where my fuckin’ gift?” – Dan Nguyen – One of the wisest men you’ve never heard of and will NEVER meet. How unfortunate for you all.

    LOSE-AH!

  13. July 26th, 2008 | 3:01 am | #13

    Happy Birthday Peter!

    I’m part of a new Entertainment company called FEWDIO Entertainment and we’ve been following your reviews for a few months now and love what you have to say!

    Our horror website fewdio.com goes live August 6th and will be the first all horror shorts website on the internet, with all unseen original content. Like twilight zone for the downloadable content generation.

    We’d love for you to check us out and, if you felt inspired, give us a review!

    cheers!

    The gang @ Fewdio

  14. PT
    July 26th, 2008 | 8:09 am | #14

    Happy Birthday! Here’s your present- http://www.amazon.co.uk/All-Boys-Love-Mandy-Lane/dp/B001563HYO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1217074040&sr=8-1

    (Could be more a kick in the teeth if you don’t have a region-free player though)

  15. jayoh
    July 27th, 2008 | 6:03 am | #15

    Yay peter, you get your gift next weekend when i grace your town with my presence once more. woo.
    yes, woo indeed.

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