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A Thought RE: TWILIGHT

A Thought RE: TWILIGHT

Posted by Peter Hall - November 23rd 2008 @ 2:47 pm

Should I feel awkward sitting in a room with 200+ 13 year old girls having their first erotic cinema experience?  I’m no meteorologist, but the relative humidity in the theater went up 60% after Bella and Edward had their first kiss.

Awk.  Ward.

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  1. Glen Quagmire
    November 23rd, 2008 | 10:25 pm | #1

    Giggity giggity.

  2. November 24th, 2008 | 12:12 am | #2

    Why did you go see Twilight.

  3. November 24th, 2008 | 5:53 am | #3

    Christine is a fan and since I drag her to so much crap, it’s only fair she drag me from time to time.

    It’s actually not a terrible movie as long as you keep it all in demographic context.

  4. November 24th, 2008 | 1:15 pm | #4

    “It’s actually not a terrible movie as long as you keep it all in demographic context.”

    You said the same thing about Triumph of the Will…

  5. Matt J.
    December 4th, 2008 | 3:23 pm | #5

    I got one worse than being dragged by your signifcant other to see twilight…try being dragged by your significant other to see MAMA MIA!!!

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