I dig Cryptozoology like Mario digs plumbing. I’m obsessed with the oddities of the natural world, especially the aliens that try to pass themselves off as sea creatures. There are beasts down there that turn the ocean into an underwater Thunder Dome that I fear out of divine respect.
The Frilled Shark is just one of those species. And thanks to the Internet, you can witness its full range of motion as it plants its prehistoric seed into your memory. As far as I’m concerned, this footage completely validates the possibility that Nessie is real. That thing – that spawn of an angry Poseidon is, literally, a dinosaur.
I fear it. And I worship it.