Comments on: Review: See No Evil

By: Matt W

Matt W — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:30:00 +0000

“If you read any portion of this review and still decide you need to, you’re a fucking asshole.”

That may be one of the best lines ever written. I may have to see this, BUT I’ll download it for free so no one makes money off of it (therefore making me only 1/2 an asshole).

[Ok, last time I make a post on a very old review for the evening, I swear.]

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Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:23:19 +0000

[...] can’t even come up with a hyperbolic analogy for just how dreadful a film it is - and that is what I do! - that’s how disinterested in it I already am. My mind grapes just keep circling that [...]

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:28:15 +0000

I remember seeing this on ogrish, and going “Hey, if a site about horrible things happening to people is touting this movie, surely it’s going to have something redeemable about it!”

Boy was I wrong.

If I recall correctly, there wasnt even anything to make up for it, like hooked naked women slamming around the hotel.

…at least that’d be amusing…right?

By: Peter

Peter — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:51:07 +0000

It would have been hilarious if it didn’t piss me off so much. I know it only cost $8 million to make, but fuck. That is $8 million that could have gone to such greater projects, helmed by people who actually give a fuck. I’m fine with paycheck motivations, but that’s no reason to stop caring and make such a drab, waste of money and resources.

By: R.J. Sayer

R.J. Sayer — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:11 +0000

personally i thought it was hilarious.

shitty.

but funny.

and if this is the worst movie you’ve ever seen, we need to get you a copy of TROLL 2 right fucking quick.

By: Peter

Peter — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 13:57:00 +0000

Asshole.

By: jayoh

jayoh — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:50:55 +0000

its going on the netflix.

By: Casey C

Casey C — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:11:46 +0000

Good god that is an excellent review!

Boy am I happy I never got around to this one when I rented it a couple weekends ago!