Posted by Peter Hall - December 22nd 2007 @ 6:18 pm
By the by, there will be no new posts until after January 2nd as I’ve already fled the continent for vacation. There will even be times when I don’t have internet access. A real vacation.
I summoned a great and powerful wizard to fend off the water elemental that was inhabiting your basement. Thankfully the children are alright, though the wizard did deliver a warning. He said you need to redo the blue wards around your house, less the beast of the water realms burst through once against and destroy all in their wake.
There’s only one thing left to do. The new years eve party to end all parties! We’ll rip that thing down for you and you can just build a new one right? If you don’t respond in the next 30 seconds that means yes! You’re all witnesses!
Looking forward to seeing your new house Peter. K THX BYE!
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Yeah well I’m in your basement, ruining your shit!
That’s what I’d say if I were the water gushing from your pipes. It’s cool though…I think Cody’s got everything under control now.
I summoned a great and powerful wizard to fend off the water elemental that was inhabiting your basement. Thankfully the children are alright, though the wizard did deliver a warning. He said you need to redo the blue wards around your house, less the beast of the water realms burst through once against and destroy all in their wake.
And that wizards name was none other than……….
Randy.
Ahahahahahaha.
Terrible house.
There’s only one thing left to do. The new years eve party to end all parties! We’ll rip that thing down for you and you can just build a new one right? If you don’t respond in the next 30 seconds that means yes! You’re all witnesses!
Looking forward to seeing your new house Peter. K THX BYE!
Next time I’m at your house, if someone shits on your face while you sleep, it was not me.
why have i only heard about teeth right now? and why was it ON SOME OTHER WEBSITE!?!?!?
Because you don’t read mine?