I was waiting until I finally watched Tail Sting to throw up the single greatest B-Movie poster ever made.  Giant, mutant scorpions.  On a submarine!  That is sooo Stinger!

Check out the trailer here or the official synopsis here.  It sounded equally generic as the original, until I read this:

[...] discloses the startling secret of Project: Tiamat (named for the Babylonian Goddess that gave birth to scorpion warriors): several scorpions were genetically enhanced into an exceptionally adaptive form of biological warfare.

I don’t think I’m ready for Babylonian Goddesses who give birth to scorpion warriors…