Comments on: Review: Resident Evil: Apocalypse

By: David Nemesis

David Nemesis — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:21:52 +0000

Sry, not Alexander, hoho man, what a mistake!
Not the director of “Apocalypse”, he’s cool – I saw wrong.

I meant You, Peter – get a life, bye!

By: David Nemesis

David Nemesis — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:33:07 +0000

This retard review is really sad…

Alexander, I tell you something about the truth now..

You don’t know anything about this movie, the characters and the tale, you know nothing about that, but you critisized it to under “0″ – that’s illogical like your little brain.

The tale, atmosphere and the characteres – especially Nemesis in the “Apocalypse” – are incredible awesome!

I also don’t want to reading this review, only the last two correct commentars, so that I am don’t wasting my time here for nothing.

If you don’t like anything about Resident Evil, then be quiet, you really blamed yourself – get a life.

By: YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

YOU DONT KNOW SHIT — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:44:54 +0000

This movie is excellent. This fucking retard reviewer wants SENSE in a ZOMBIE movie…go fuck yourself. They are not meant to appeal to your senses!!! I liked the characters, especially NEMESIS..he isn’t scary but definitely deserves “respect” as quoted from LJ in the movie. Overall, movie is good as is true with all films in the resident evil series. CIAO.

By: FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:41:07 +0000

I LOVED ALL OF THE RESIDENT EVIL MOVIES THERE NOT THAT BAD AT ALL MAYBE YOU JUST DONT LIKE GOOD MOVIES but whatever so yeah go fuck yourself this movie is a five out of five BAM

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 03:07:26 +0000

ROFLMAO! This review is hilarious! And the author is genius!
Although personally I love Resident Evil movies. But I don’t think it was meant to be logical or realistic. It was hot! : ))
Really!

Still, I agree the characters are pretty dim. Okay, not pretty dim; AWFULLY STUPID. TERRIFYINGLY CLUELESS. INSANELY …INSANE.

Well I guess they’re not exactly the ‘brightest’ crayons in the box, but hey, they look good and I think that’s all that matters for a movie.

Loved it anyway. <3

By: james

james — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:03:46 +0000

wow lol i actually liked this movie… the one before it and the one after it… but i like a lot of crappy zombie movies… if you want originality… or common sence for that matter don’t watch a zombie movie! that’s what they are for. about two hours of mindless funny entertainment… gah… just leave the zombie genre alone we know they suck quit telling us

By: Christine

Christine — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 19:25:37 +0000

“Brain + Object = Death”

…and you say you are bad at math…thats all the math you need to know :)

By: Erin

Erin — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:34:55 +0000

This review and the first comment left cracked me up. I kinda want to watch the movie just to see how bad it really is.